The curious case of Mahi...

So Mahi is finally stumped! It took some time coming but it was one of the most awaited 'matches' for the Indian janata. The fly has finally got the inside news on how exactly this match was fixed. Here's the complete story of what happened:

Apparently Mahi was training with the CSK team in the nets when the maiden first appeared. When he saw her he was completely bowled over and could not connect a single delivery with the bat.. and that too when Balaji was bowling! His mates Mathew Hayden and Mike Hussey had never seen anything like that and noticed the sudden change in him. "You alright, mate?" Hayden asked earnestly. When Mahi confided in them, like true soldiers, both offered their help to the skipper to fix the match. So, the 3 of them set about their task of planning a strategy to get the mission accomplished.

So, a plan was drawn. Hayden was the first one to approach the maiden. Mahi had sent a big bunch of the choicest red roses with a personal note attached asking for a date. He had scribbled a love note (Later investigations by the fly revealed that he had got hold of the note thanks to the internet form his Aircel phone!). Hayden approached the dame and handed over the bunch of roses and the note. She read the note and without any expression on her face said a quiet "NO". Mahi was dejected when Hayden narrated the story but Hussey was still confident. "You don't know how to ask mate? Let me give it a try!"

So then, it was Husssey's turn and he went about the job exactly the way Hayden had done it. However, he came back and triumphantly announced that she had indeed accepted the invitation from Mahi. Mahi was amazed but equally happy about the developments and the rest is history.

The night before the wedding Bhajji met up with Mahi and curiously inquired how it all happened. Mahi narrated the entire story to Bhajji and ended with "I tell you paaji! I have no clue how she agreed the second time.. It was the same bunch of roses and the same note that I had".

Bhajji coolly replied, "Oh ji, why are you surprised? Haven't you heard, HUSSEY toh FASSI!!!"